nishlo:

wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders

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laugh-addict:

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dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

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faerdra:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

lorddddisick:

deadlyspoons:

lovenaruhina:

laughcentre:

pillowpxnts:

ofallmediums:

notbolin:

if you put hot chocolate mix in water instead of milk you’re disgusting get away from me

Lol I put mine in boiling water fuck haters

I put mine in urine. 

i eat the fucking mix,

i killed a man once

i was a man once

what the fuck is going on

I give you a hamburger.

well that escalated quickly

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fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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