I’m in lecture and someone’s phone goes off and it’s the Kim Possible text tone
Everyone’s quiet for a moment
And then one voice calls out
"So what’s the sitch?"
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
an octopus is just a wet spider
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Can We All Just Applaud This Person?